Friday, May 13, 2011

Mitt Romney's Problem with Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney gave a speech defending himself against the accusation that he did the right thing by working to put health care into the hands of his constituents as governor of Massachusetts. Hell, I think he should have added dental: look at that smile!

Unfortunately for Gov. Romney, he is going to be hit on this from all sides. His fellow Republicans (if there are any fellow Romney Republicans) are going to say he is an uber-liberal who wants to give away health care on street corners, while Dems are going to say "welcome to the fold."

The best move for Romney would be to own it so completely that he has to charge rent and royalty fees for people who use the term "health care." Although I am a yeoman Democrat, I believe his speech should go along these lines: "Yes, I pushed to make sure that the people of my state could live healthy, productive lives. If a person has good health, they can consistently go to work, earn a paycheck, and pay taxes out of that check, which will in turn ensure that schools are solid and produce a new generation of healthy, educated workers, which ensures prosperity and a nation that can compete on a global scale with emerging powers. I will now take questions."

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Yes, It Is Class Warfare

The Gulf Coast is once again under attack from elements that only appear in the Bible and Jerry Bruckheimer movies. Hurricane Katrina came ashore in the Big Easy on my 29th birthday, and as I watched the coverage from my couch in my new house surrounded by boxes I couldn't believe a major American city was being reduced to an apocalyptic stage for a show the world could see. I remember saying then that if this were a more affluent (nee not so many urban residents) area of the country that more efforts would be made. That if the Hamptons were flooding the 82nd Airborne would be dropping in to help.

And now oil is leaking into the waters of the Redneck Riviera (and by leaking I mean firing out from the crust of the earth from a firehose the size of a Buick). 11 roughnecks (sorry-working class men-joe sixpacks) are dead and a company that profits billions is saying they only know how to get the oil out...but not to stop it. Ah, The Invisible Hand giving the citizens the middle finger...

The residents of Cape Cod fought wind farms way off the coast because they worried about how it would affect their quality of life. I know that the have-nots will never equal the haves, but can we at least start admitting it? Just say it: poor people get fucked. If there are any candidates or office holders looking for a slogan, you could do worse as far as the truth. But hey: why worry about it? I am sure we can find a way to eat and drink money (because the people of Louisiana are about to learn to drink 10w-40).


Kayne was right...but now you can add limey bastards to that list